Dearest Gentle Author,
I regret to inform you that the page you are looking for has seemingly grown some legs and wandered away.
I deeply apologise for any part I may have played in the page’s escape from my site. Here’s a short poem I wrote to hopefully cheer you up:
Roses are red,
Violets are not blue,
When the page has gone,
There’s nothing to do.
If you have any questions, please contact me and I will be happy to answer.
Kindest regards and happy writing,
C. M. Koch