Dearest Gentle Author,

I regret to inform you that the page you are looking for has seemingly grown some legs and wandered away.

I deeply apologise for any part I may have played in the page’s escape from my site. Here’s a short poem I wrote to hopefully cheer you up:

Roses are red,

Violets are not blue,

When the page has gone,

There’s nothing to do.

If you have any questions, please contact me and I will be happy to answer.

Kindest regards and happy writing,

C. M. Koch